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Re: Layoffs Watch ’11: Barclays

beast_from_the_east — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 16:39:11 -0000

That's already taken by BarCap

Re: Dartmouth Undergrad Has A Bone To Pick With Ray Dalio, ‘Faceless Hedge Funds,’ The Dartmouth Board, And Peers Who Flock To Wall Street To ‘Perpetuate Class-Based Systems Of Power ...

Campbell Shanghai — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:53:56 -0000

I just threw up in my mouth. That was pure undergrad stoner save the world dribble.

Re: Dartmouth Undergrad Has A Bone To Pick With Ray Dalio, ‘Faceless Hedge Funds,’ The Dartmouth Board, And Peers Who Flock To Wall Street To ‘Perpetuate Class-Based Systems Of Power ...

Brian1284 — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:36:38 -0000

poor people just do not get it.

- Guy who banks a 4 figure bonus -

Re: Dartmouth Undergrad Has A Bone To Pick With Ray Dalio, ‘Faceless Hedge Funds,’ The Dartmouth Board, And Peers Who Flock To Wall Street To ‘Perpetuate Class-Based Systems Of Power ...

Guest — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:35:58 -0000

Don't worry - if we just give enough money and power to Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi they'll correct all the inequalities that have plagued mankind since the beginning of time.

Re: Dartmouth Undergrad Has A Bone To Pick With Ray Dalio, ‘Faceless Hedge Funds,’ The Dartmouth Board, And Peers Who Flock To Wall Street To ‘Perpetuate Class-Based Systems Of Power ...

Guest — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:24:51 -0000

This is what happens when you play beer pong with paddles.

Re: Dartmouth Undergrad Has A Bone To Pick With Ray Dalio, ‘Faceless Hedge Funds,’ The Dartmouth Board, And Peers Who Flock To Wall Street To ‘Perpetuate Class-Based Systems Of Power ...

C. Martin — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:16:37 -0000

It's God's work.

Re: Dartmouth Undergrad Has A Bone To Pick With Ray Dalio, ‘Faceless Hedge Funds,’ The Dartmouth Board, And Peers Who Flock To Wall Street To ‘Perpetuate Class-Based Systems Of Power ...

WallStreetFatCat — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:15:36 -0000

I guarantee that this kid ends up working at some type of investment firm, if not now some point in the future. All I have to say is good luck paying off your student loans on your "save the world" start up salary of $0, but I guess the tax payers will pay those off for you right?

Re: Dartmouth Undergrad Has A Bone To Pick With Ray Dalio, ‘Faceless Hedge Funds,’ The Dartmouth Board, And Peers Who Flock To Wall Street To ‘Perpetuate Class-Based Systems Of Power ...

Brian1284 — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:14:03 -0000

What principle is this one? I didn't see it in Dalio's latest edition.

Re: Dartmouth Undergrad Has A Bone To Pick With Ray Dalio, ‘Faceless Hedge Funds,’ The Dartmouth Board, And Peers Who Flock To Wall Street To ‘Perpetuate Class-Based Systems Of Power ...

JacobMoore — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 08:59:22 -0000

Someone's spent too much time in the wilderness...

Re: 2007 Bonus Levels Are Just One Sharpie Away

Guest — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 07:15:36 -0000

Sharpie in the pooper

Re: Not That You Were Waiting On FDA Approval To Inject Yourself With Goat Blood, But…

Pmco — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 23:22:01 -0000

If I were to suck one goat dry, wouldn't that be the same?

Re: 2007 Bonus Levels Are Just One Sharpie Away

DingALing — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:17:40 -0000

She must have got the news early that UBS isn't covering both subway passes and train tickets.

Re: Not That You Were Waiting On FDA Approval To Inject Yourself With Goat Blood, But…

Guest — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:16:50 -0000

Is there a problem with that???!

--Satan

Re: UBS’s Current Financial Situation May Not Cover Metro North Tickets To Grand Central And Subway Passes Downtown

Eatmyballs — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:10:20 -0000

A pre-requisite of being chosen as a tenant for the new WTC building is the capacity to pay your rent with profits earned...oh wait...

Re: UBS’s Current Financial Situation May Not Cover Metro North Tickets To Grand Central And Subway Passes Downtown

25th Hour Trader — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 21:12:40 -0000

"...but we are focused on midtown alternatives at the present time".For the love of God I hope he means midtown Stamford.-Stamford brown bag liquor distributor

Re: Syracuse Finance Major Would Like Jamie Dimon To Know He’s Pullin’ For The Guy

Adam Isom — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:42:12 -0000

I'm not sure Wall Street is "the real world", whereas saving gorillas is not.

In fact, Wall Street is one layer removed from reality, the reality of actually PRODUCING something. At least saving gorillas is something tangible, and definitely "real", and possibly useful.

Re: UBS’s Current Financial Situation May Not Cover Metro North Tickets To Grand Central And Subway Passes Downtown

rymu — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:15:34 -0000

I'll give them $50 bucks to go back to Europe

Re: Try Getting A Reservation At Dorsia Now

Ashamed — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:43:51 -0000

This is almost as embarrassing as the 'Stos record this year. Couldn't you have just kept this shit to yourself?

-Guy who used to have a lot of pride in his city

Re: Bonus Watch ’11: JPMorgan

Rupert M — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:08:14 -0000

Oh sure...and you can hack phones with impunity as well.

Re: Not That You Were Waiting On FDA Approval To Inject Yourself With Goat Blood, But…

Bear Grylls — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:02:41 -0000

God forbid you have to consume goat's blood.

Re: Fitch Unimpressed By Debt Deal, GDP; Markets Unimpressed By Fitch

Slore — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:02:01 -0000

Lamb followed by beef? Matt, are you trying to tell us something? A dark deep secret that makes you cry at night?

Re: 2007 Bonus Levels Are Just One Sharpie Away

Judge Ed — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:59:46 -0000

Did you say "utes"?

Re: 2007 Bonus Levels Are Just One Sharpie Away

Mack Brown — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:59:03 -0000

And an Aggie!

Re: Jon Corzine Bets MF Global Bond Buyers $3 Million He Won’t Be Treasury Secretary

InfiniteGuest — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:57:57 -0000

Yes, really.

Re: Try Getting A Reservation At Dorsia Now

East Texas Gas Trader — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:56:25 -0000

Like my daddy used to always say, "Farting in a fancy eating place is easy because of the noise and low lighting."